THE DR. PHILBILLY SHOW – Shock Therapy
Not too long ago Melissa and I had gotten into a car wreck. I know what your thinking and yes, I was driving but it wasn’t my fault. So I start going to the chiropractor’s office to straighten out my back. On this particular visit my massage therapist starts out by putting me on this table for electric therapy.
I love electric therapy, it feels so good. She puts the stickers on my neck, hooks me up and turns it on. I can feel the pulse, yea that’s what I‘m talking about! Then she needs help untangling the other wires before they can hook up my lower back. She calls over a co-worker to help her out. While they are working on the wires I’m laying face down about to go to sleep.
All of a sudden, and I’m not quite sure how it happened, but my neck muscles start contracting to the electricity. It’s turned up way too high. My head pulls up uncontrollably, starts jerking and ticking to the left with the tissue from the table stuck to my face. I finally jerk enough that the tissue comes flying off my face, I’m drooling down my chin, I’m making a strange grunting sound and I’m pretty sure I’m cross eyed.
Their backs are still turned away from me but I hear my therapist say “Are you ok, Honey?” I say “H-E-E-E-CK, N-N-NO, I’M, N-N-NOT, O-K-K-KAY, T-T-TURN, IT, D-D-DOWN, D-D-D-ANG IT!” Finally she sees me and turns it off. My limp body just slumps back down to the table in relief. Craaaaap! So much for a relaxing experience. Hadn’t felt like that since I tasered myself on the leg!
I would pay money to see that!
Troy…How much you got? If u got the money I got the taser. Hey, I gotta make a livin’ lol.
loved it the first time i read it. it’s still great!!!
Angie…If you had seen it you would probably still be laughing. Nothing like watching a redneck having a jerk down huh? lol.
This was so funny I was on another table getting work done … he starts jerking & trying to talk , I almost fell of the table laughing..
Melissa, you didn’t even try to get me any help. Just sat there and laughed. Thats just wrong! Funny…But wrong!
OMG! That is awful! But incredibly funny!
Thank you Ginger…finally some sympathy. I love ya cuz!
Oh please Wayne you were fine, you just couldn’t talk..I was loving every minute of it!!!
FUNNY!!
Regina…was in really necessary to say it in caps? Was it really that FUNNY? lol
I’d really like to just follow you around and wait for these things to happen…the stories are funny enough, I’m not sure I could take it…lmao!!!
Jerri…You wouldn’t have to wait very long. But for the best artist in the world, you can follow me anytime. Thank you so much for drawing Dr. Philbilly for me. You done a fantastic job!!!!!!!
Happens daily!!!
Hahaha!!! Sorry, I bet it freaked you out. But hahahaha! Who wouldn’t laugh at that?
Paula! Freaked out don’t even come close hahahaha! And your right, after they made sure I was still breathing you would have thought the laughter was another language. That’s all I heard. Thought I was on the planet hahaha.
Funnniest thing I have read since your taser story. If Doc doesn’t get his own slot on the TV something wrong with the world.
Thanks Myrna lol. Maybe the cartoon network will give me a call. It would have to be a cartoon cause i’m not doing any of this crap all over again. On purpose, lol.
And that is exactly why I won’t go to a chiropractor! Crazy!
Tina…I have to say that was a one in a million odds. Yea! I’m just that lucky, lol. I hit the lottery!
Tina if you went by waynes life on crazy things happening you’d never leave the house…Our Chiropractor is the BEST..
he just don’t shut up long enough for them to think about what they are doing…A++ on the Chiropractor!!
Too funny Wayne.. I do have a sense of humor after all!!!
Leslie…I knew u had it in ya! I seen it the whole time, lol.
Leslie whats realy gonna be funny is when I kick Jeff’s butt in fantasy footbal tomorrow, lol. GO WAMPUSCATS!
Wayne, Some of my favorite stories are from the book series of CHICKEN SOUP OF THE SOUL. I was thinking you should put all of your stories together in a book and call it something like, GET YOUR DAILY FILLEY FROM DR PHILBILLY. Your stories make everyone smile even on a bad day. Thanks You
Donna…lol, that’s to funny! But if it had to be a cook book it would have to be microwave only…I could even put instructions on how to read it like microwave food does, lol. Thank you for the kind words.
Very Good–I could see it LOL. Not as good as the Armidillo Hunt but right up there!
Buddy…I’m not sure I can top the Armidillo story. Hopefully I never have to, lol.
I can totally relate… I am laughing so hard that I am crying.. You must keep Melissa in stitches… haha…lmao..