THE DR. PHILBILLY SHOW – Road Trip
A couple of years ago me and a friend, let’s call him, Jeff Oalmann, took a road trip to Tennessee. He and his wife had been thinking about maybe moving up there, so Jeff and I went to scout out the area and check out some homes for sale. On the way home Jeff is driving and I doze off. Nothing like a good quiet nap on a long road trip, but I should have known better. I guess Jeff got tired of listening to me snore and he probably wanted someone to talk to so he’s trying to think of a plan to subtly wake me up. You think he thought about saying “hey Wayne, you awake?” Heck no!
Well with great timing, he sees his opportunity. There is this tow truck hauling an eighteen wheeler cab down the interstate in front of us. He’s hauling it backwards so when you get right behind it – what you see is the front of the truck. So Genius (that would be Jeff) pulls as close to this truck as he possibly can, then lets out this blood curdling scream. My eyes pop open and wouldn’t you know it. I’m about to die in 1.5 seconds. All I can see is the front of this big Mack truck coming straight for us. My life flashed before my eyes as my arms cover my face. I scream like a twelve year old little girl and that’s when I realize, I need a new pair of drawers.
Wait a minute, how come we haven’t crashed yet? Why am I still alive? WHY IS JEFF LAUGHING HIS BUTT OFF? That was just plain ‘ole wrong. Now… I’m all about a good joke but daaaang! Needless to say Jeff had someone to talk to for the next seven hours. I even tried to talk him into letting me drive the rest of the way home but no can do. That’s ok, just gives me plenty of time to start plotting on him. Sleep with one eye open Jeff… I’m just sayin’.
It’s always good when someone gives Wayne a scare..he’s always got something up his sleeve for everyone else…lol I love this story!
Melissa, u are one to talk. The person that sneeks in the bedroom when I’m asleep and hold a pillow over my face. Craaap! I sleep with one eye open.
Thanks for the laugh this morning Wayne!! Goes great with a cup of coffee!!!
Tracy…If I would have had some coffee on that trip it would have never happened. But then again, what would u have had with your coffee this morning, lol.
That’s a good one Wayne. I laughed so hard. I can just picture what your face must have looked liked. Great story!!! Keep them coming.
Laney…you better be careful. I think Troy has something instore for you now.
That was wrong, but it was a great plan! Go Jeff! I’m looking for the same oppurtunity to do that to someone else.
Troy…Laney sounds like the perfect victim. Get her good…I’m just sayin.
Wayne that was too funny, Wonder why I haven’t thought of that one! hhhhmmmm! Love the stories, keep them coming!
Angela…one day you will be driving along with someone asleep in the passenger seat. If you see a truck being towed, my advice is to go for it. Looking back it was pretty funny. Even tho I’m still a little teed off about it.
Hey Doc you probally looked like a deer in the headlights, Would’ve loved to saw your face.
LaRue…I looked more like a helpless little fawn crying for his moma. It was shameful. And I’m quite sure you would have really gotten a big kick out of it, lol.
I so enjoy reading your posts. Thanks for bringing us a little humor into our lives to brighten our world!
Thank you Kristy…And your quite welcome. Who would have ever thought that me crying and almost pooping on myself would bring people so much joy, lol. I’m just sayin!!!
Now that was funny!! You might consider carry around a pack of Fruit of the Looms with you at all times!
Rhonda…I’m way ahead of you girl. I have a nice travel bag full just for such emergencies, lol.
Absolutely crazy! This would be a killin if someone pulled that on me. I’m just sayin.
Tommy…I haven’t forgot. I’m just waiting until he lets his guard down, lol.
I did something similar to a buddy of mine. But, there was no truck. The truck makes it much better…
Note to self, wait for rear facing truck next time you scare the crap out of a sleeping friend.
Sam…make sure they don’t have a bowl problem or atleast cover your seats with plastic because that little gag is very effective.
Daaaaang it Sam….I meant Bowel problem, lol….its late!!!
The look on your face was priceless!! I did have someone to talk to the rest of the trip.
Jeff Oalmann!!!! Well speake of the devil…I was just talking about you, lol…But for future reference. If u ever want to wake me up again on a long trip. Just fart or something! I’m just saying.
That is tooo crazy! Lol! I would have died of a cardiac arrest if that was done to me, NO LIE! LOL!
Ginger! It was a close one but it was just a combination of fear and a little gas, lol.
No lie, I did that to my wife about a month ago…and I’m still sleeping w/ one eye open…
Tony…If I would have done that to my wife I would be sleeping with both eyes open. She’s tougher than Superman’s knee cap, lol.
That is so funny… My dad used to do stuff like that to all of us kids.. OMG… So funny!!!! Thanks for sending me the link Wayne..
Pam…I knew u would enjoy it. U always liked a good funny, lol. thanks for commenting.
That was a good one Wayne! I am surprised that it wasn’t you pulling that on someone else!!! However, I wouldn’t want that one pulled on me…lol…keep the laughs coming…laughter is the highlight of everyday!!
Donna…I hope this never happens to you but if it does, wel lets just say I hope u have an extra pair of drawers, lol. I’m just Sayin’.
OMG, that took a few years off your lifespan!