SHANNON’S BEAUTY SENSE – The Branché Silk Charmeuse Pillow Slip
Mon, 04/18/11 – 1:26 PM | 3 Comments

Many of you know that one of our most tried and true “beauty tips” for younger looking skin here at Southern Beauty is sleeping on a satin pillowcase.  Well, Girls, I think I have now found a pillowcase …

Share
Read the full story »
A Beautiful You

Charm School

Faith & Inspiration

Health & Home

The Review Crew

Home » Charm School, The Beauty Bunch

THE DR. PHILBILLY SHOW – Poor Ole Jimmy

Submitted by on Monday, 23 November 2009No Comment

Dr. Philbilly 150 x 150I have this friend, lets call him Earl. When Earl was a teenager he had a dog named Casey. Now if Casey knew you, everything was cool, but if Casey didn’t know you things could get a little hairy. Earl’s job around the house was to make sure the garbage was taken out on trash day. On this particular trash day he was running a little late taking out the garbage just as the trash man was coming. Earl rushes through the gate just in time and gave the garbage to a big man named Wild Eye Jimmy, for obvious reasons. It must have been because of his wandering eyes why Casey the killer dog didn’t like him.

Well Casey started barking and cutting up and wouldn’t you know it, Earl was in such a rush he left the gate open. Casey came barreling out the door and jumped on poor ole Jimmy just eating him up. You could hear him screaming 3 miles away! While Earl is freaking out, Wild Eye Jimmy is screaming and calling for help and down right almost in tears. (He was about as terrified as any one human can get!)

Now Earl was in full panic mode until he remembers one very important fact about Casey the dog. This old dog has no teeth. Casey is gumming poor ole Jimmy to death as Jimmy is running around fighting with this dog as if his life depended on it. (Earl claims he never knew that a human could make such strange noises.)

Earl finally gets Casey off of poor ole Jimmy. Jimmy jumps in the truck and races off. A few weeks later Earl’s parents were wondering why the trash hadn’t been picked up in 3 weeks. They were just about to call the county when Earl breaks down and tells the truth. Rut-roe! Now that’s Funny!!! I’m just sayin!

Share

Leave a comment!

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. You can also subscribe to these comments via RSS.

Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

This is a Gravatar-enabled weblog. To get your own globally-recognized-avatar, please register at Gravatar.