One beautiful Sunday morning I get up and get ready for church. Now, I wear a ball cap a lot of the time but this particular morning I spray my hair to keep my cow lick in place for church. I’m no professional but I do normally prefer the pump, but since we are out I guess an aerosol will have to do.

So I start spraying and this hazy fog begins to choke me down, not only me but everyone else in the house too.  It’s getting late so I start rushing everyone to load up. As we head out I grab my Bible and a can of body spray off the kitchen table and add a little extra smell good to my shirt.

We get through church and are shaking hands and giving out hugs before we leave and I can’t help but notice a few odd looks that I’m getting. I think to myself, ”That dang cow lick must of popped up on me, craaaap!”

So I go to the restroom and check it out but everything is in place.

On the way home everyone keeps asking what that odd smell is. I take a big sniff and sure enough it is different but very familiar. I just can’t place it. Finally everyone looks in my direction and says it me. We get in the house and Melissa sniffs me up like a hound dog and says, “What is that Wayne?”

I start retracing my steps and go get the hair and body spray and show her what I used. She looks at the cans and just breaks down laughing showing me the labels. Guess I should have read the cans first, I have done loaded myself down with “Lysol” on my head and some “Raspberry” new car smell on my shirt. Like you never done that before. Atleast I’m 99.8% germ free and smelling brand spankin’ new. I’m just sayin’.